Umbra

Your name?

 

They call me Umbra.

 

Why is that?

 

Because I live in the fucking shadows, asshole. I’m hard to find and even harder to catch hold of.

 

What do you do?

 

Whatever I damn well feel like. You got a problem with that?.

 

Not at all. Do you have any particular skills?

 

I have a gift. Had it since I was born, I s’pose. I use it to make a living. People hire me to do things they can't.

 

And that gift is?

 

I'm good with systems. I can go places other people can't.

So, you're a hacker?

Mister, I'm the hacker. The best there is.

 

Who’s the huge man over there in the corner?

 

That’s my uncle. He looks after me and makes sure I don’t get bothered by assholes like you.

 

Thank you, Miss Umbra.

 

‘S okay, I s’pose — You got any ice cream?